IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child
(Source: sexualfavours, via crystallized-teardrops)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
(via carryonmywayward-cas)
THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT
DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION
HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
(Source: herrolds, via wide-eyed-alaska)
